Name: Burt
Occupation: The drunken hero of SFF. Burt is slightly greedy, and dreams of being a famous rockstar, if only for the free booze and the possibility of scoring with the opposite sex. As soon as we find out what Burt actually is, we'll find a mate for him then.
Musical Skills: Can hold a keytaur very well.
Favorite Bands: Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Motorhead, Dead Kennedys, John Mayer

Name: Ludwig Eater of Souls
Occupation: The leader of a rebelious musical organization. Ludwig has ambitions for pure evil rock n roll domination. Though to take over the music world, he has to overthrow the current rulers. The corporation! Also he has that wicked cool lobster arm which makes him menacing!
Musical Skills: Can play drums as good as that guy from Def Leopard!
Favorite Bands: The Cure, The Smiths, KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Pigface and New Order

Name: Carlos
Musical Talent: knows two chords on the guitar
Occupation: A confused compatriot to Burt. Carlos enjoys the local undergound music scene and is very keen on fashion and the latest illegal music. And prior to contrary belief, he's not THAT gay, he's just French.

Name: Mr. Sun
Occupation: The local Diety, he's a fan of all sorts of music, though has a certain taste for anglicized hip hop.
Musical skills: Rocks da Mic
Favorite Bands: Vanilla Ice, El-P, Beastie Boys, Atmosphere, Eminem, House of Pain, Young Black Teenagers, Aaron Carter

Name: Henchman (henchmen)
Occupation: SFF's comic relief, and the easiest way to make a gag is to have him speak. Henchman is known for drooling, and enjoying the most trite musical acts. Other henchmen enjoy other styles of poorly done music. They are the sheep who buy the records
Favorite Bands: The Kids of Widney High, Spice Girls, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, (henchmen) Korn, My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, AFI, Greenday, Blink 182, G-Unit, Hilary Duff

Name: Shawnathan Motherfuckin' Lightfoot
Occupation: Everyone's favorite local singer, Shawn Lightfoot is an angel who graces our earth with his charm, his talents and his love for music.
Musical Talent: Rocks the guitar, sings like Jeff Buckley, and can turn a woman's undergarments from dry to drenched in 3 notes.
Favorite Bands: Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles

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